Opinion: Fat Bear Week debuted with a violent death. It's time to give the bears guns.
It was only a matter of time before Fat Bear Week turned violent. The annual online tournament pitti...
Rex Huppke
A surgeon general's warning on social media might look like this: BEYOND HERE BE MONSTERS!
U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy has sensibly called on Congress to pass legislation mandating warn...
Gov. Ron DeSantis bravely saves Floridians from exposure to nonpatriotic bridges
Like most American patriots, I live in constant fear of seeing a bridge or causeway lit up in colors...
My dying high school writing teacher has one more lesson. Don't wait to say thank you.
The last words I spoke to George Lukacs were sincere but woefully delayed: “Thank you, thank you, th...
A dog on daylight saving time: 'I know when it's dinner time. Stop messing with me.'
I occasionally turn the column over to my exceedingly noble dog, Rosie. Today, Rosie is writing abou...
Let's be real. Gifts are all that matter this holiday season.
Let us begin the 2023 holiday season with some honesty. In the weeks ahead, many will suggest all th...
Happy Thanksgiving. I regret to inform you that you're doing it wrong.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Now that we’ve dispatched with the niceties, I regret to inform you yo...
How to avoid talking politics at Thanksgiving? Consider a 'NO MAGA ALLOWED' sign.
It’s almost Thanksgiving, that special day of the year when most Americans are forced to spend time ...
The Taylor Swift economy must be protected at all costs
Like most reasonable Swift-mericans, I hopped on Taylor Swift’s online store the moment her new holi...
Does candy corn kill 500,000 Americans each Halloween? Yes, according to a thing I read.
If there’s one thing all Americans can agree on it’s that candy corn is disgusting and deadly and sh...
California's 'Skittles ban' doesn't ban Skittles, but you might want to hide your Peeps
So California’s liberal Gov. Gavin Newsom has enacted a law known as the “Skittles Ban,” and it crue...
Taylor Swift has power to swing the presidential election. What if nothing else matters?
It’s possible everything leading up to the 2024 presidential election – the trials (literally) of fo...
Elon Musk wants me to pay to use troll-filled X? That'll be the nail in Twitter's coffin.
So Twitter-slayer Elon Musk is thinking about making all users pay to access the site now known, dum...